I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
I'm trying to be adventurous as I have never done his before.
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular...
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at...
Recently separated and looking for a connection on both mental and err little bit more on physical level :-). LTR is boring, however equally not looking for one night stands at the same time. Great sexy sense of humour is advantage and if you don't call me babe, might even chat to you :-) x
I'm happily single and looking for someone to have some fun with. Without any of the agro of a relationship. I don't do one night stands and not hear to talk, all mouth and no trousers just won't cut it. So if your not up for meeting I'm not interested.
I'm looking for someone who is tall (no-one under 6') someone who looks after themselves, (no fat balding men please)...
Hi, I'm single looking for fun and excitement in my life.
I want to explore my naughty wild side and would like someone to show me the way.
Now here is where you all run away, to described me, I am what most people would call voluptuous, buxom and curvy.
Sorry not into threesomes or same sex coupling.
anyone black, Asian or mixed race PLEASE do not message me so...
Hi guys...
So a little about me...
Tall,slim,long blonde hair...
I look and behave younger than my age...Although that doesn't mean that you will find me lying in a gutter totally bladdered with my skirt around my ears on a Saturday night.
So..what am i looking for you ask?
Well for a start definitely not one offs...I would like to meet one guy initially for lunch or a drink and...
Hi , im Nicki.........i love to laugh,and usually do at inapropriate times, i have a weird sense of humour! I have long hair and blue eyes, what am i looking for?? just one partner, im not into lots of different partners or one night stands , it doesnt have to be heavy duty or serious , but im not into players..... i will suss you out!!! Ideally you would be...
Hi there,
I'm looking for someone who's considerate and confident. I'm very impressed by intellect.
I'm not an overly girly girl, so if you're looking for a fluffy blonde air head, with no personality, conversation and silicon tits, that's not me so you may as well leave now lol xx
I would like someone about the same height as me or a bit taller, and I have to say, I...
Uploading some new pic's!!
I'm not one to talk about myself so I have asked a few guys to help me out and this is what they said;
I'm kind, lovely to talk to, truthful, beautiful, know what I want, kinky and curvy
Although I say I have lumps and bumps (I have been told I can't say that!!!)
I've only had one person tell me I'm rude!! ( but...
Please read this carefully before messaging me... If you are married or over 45, chances are I'm not going to be interested, so please don't bombard me with messages if I don't reply. This leads me to begging messages, please don't keep messaging if I don't reply. That's being said:- I'm 5'6, brown hair, blue eyes with a curvy figure and a 40D chest. I'm looking for someone genuine, and...
Hi, new to this so a little scared! I would like to experience some fun with a couple as I am curious what it would be like to be with another lady. Age is not a problem, but I don't like larger bodies, sorry. Contact me with some ideas as I also like interesting scenarios.
I'm looking to be very discreet about this site, girl has needs but doesn't want any strings
hi... guys please dont message me if you have your dick as your profile pic... you wont get a reply.... YES I AM 50.... this is a recent photo taken this month Dec 2014 not into any guys younger then 35 sorry....and not looking for random.sex with diff guys... be nice to meet some1 lives in medway or maidstone area... to date!!!! and get to.no each other not just a...
Hi, Firstly for some reason I appear to be listed as 30, just to be upfront I'm actually a bit older than that, but not loads! I'm looking for someone to have fun with, laugh and enjoy a bit of adult time on a regular basis. I have a stupid sense of humour and try not to take things too seriously, but I appreciate honesty and being upfront. If you...
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my...
Let's see , looking at cock and lots of it that's about it Picture is coming just computer won't let upload says problem
Horny woman looking for some NSA fun. 5'2" 34f gorgeous bod that needs more attention. If you think you are up for the challenge contact me. Guys, please note that I will want to meet socially first, there has to be a mutual attraction there. I won't play on first meet.x
A big thank you for all the messages, there has been alot so apologies if I've not been able to reply ....but winks are a waste of time...lol
Hi, I'm pretty relaxed, discreet and work varied hours, so little time to go meet people for some fun..
Got to say hate full on shots guys, you think it looks good, not alot of the time...if you don't have a great...